Something in the way you love me won't let me be

I don't want to be your prisoner so baby won't you set me free

- Madonna, Borderline

'Enid Blyton on alcopops' - Fryupdale reviews

Enid Blyton fuelled by too many fruit-based vodka drinks - Miss Ogyney, Amazon

This is unlike any short story collection I have ever read. I couldn't put it down, even to sleep. Fantastic. - Brandy Hunt, Smashwords

Completely mad people... there is something that is captivating about this collection - M Dowden, Amazon

Intriguing -

Mark Staniforth is making quite a name for himself as a British bad boy writer... you'll get a charge out of this weird little book - Smashwords Reviewed

Very quirky British novel/vignette collection... reminds me of a UK version of Slacker - Rich Meyer, Facebook

Raw and brutal - bhold,

A mixed bag of gritty realism, social satire and dark humor - Arthur Graham, Amazon